She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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