can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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