either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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