Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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