Slut skills are useful in every country.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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