Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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