Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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