there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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