hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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