So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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