So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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