Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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