Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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