i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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