some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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