turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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