remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
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Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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