whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I am one with the molecules
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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