how hairy? two words: wookie tits
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Intervention is following me on twitter.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war