i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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