i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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