With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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