I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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