can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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