this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I deserve this hangover.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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