Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
so let's talk penis.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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