Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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