You surviving the open bar?
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I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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