OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
These Are The 21 Strangest Sexual Fantasy Confessions
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.