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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.

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(831): View more from California

You should get sea herpes

(831): View more from California

I mean sea horses

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice

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(406): View more from Montana

she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day

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(402): View more from Nebraska

reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.

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(585): View more from New York

I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...

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