when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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