I don't think brook has ever known best
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
