did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
my sisters under your porch take her home
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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