What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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