I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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