is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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