Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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