college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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