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I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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