I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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