Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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