the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Your dad touched me again.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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