he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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