I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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