Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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