If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
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I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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