talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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