so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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