hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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