real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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