he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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