people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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