I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
BRING THE BAGELS
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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